TheOl’ Turtle Top Slam
a s-x postion dating back to the bible, its has many names such as;
serving the cervix
winding the womb
brutal blow
the ol’162
fallopian fatality.
definition:
when a male is inserting his p-n-s in to the womans v-g-n- on first entry to make the woman wetter, he simply lifts her legs up (face height) and jumps. slamming the woman down either head first on her her back, then if she hits hard enough, depending on p-n-s size, it will rocket right up into her maybe causing womb damage.
(note) this will only work if you p-n-s is large enough and has an exceptional girth.
hey jim, i turtle top slammed your nan last night, her minge is the size of the grand canyon.
oi you pr-ck,i gave your dead mum a fallopian fatality.
person one:going out to meet my girlfriend to night!
person two:ohh you going to meet third base.
person one:you bet ill give her the ol’162
i cant wait to give your daughter theol’ turtle top slam she is buff and tight, init.
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