Thermans

very very very very tan, short-ish, has the most amazing laugh that will keep you laughing, has a great personality, very into sports, gives the most amazing hugs ever, likes girls by the name of kaitlyn, has a really really really really really really really really pretty (or as i would say) a handsome smile. says bra, is gonna write a book called “man law” published after the summer, his hair feels like a porky-pine (everyone loves touches it), has unbelievably soft skin, is very very very (omg how many times will i say very) sweet, says honey..sweetie..my love, played as the march hare and other stuff, and is just all around the best guy ever…..oh and from reading other stuff apparently he has a very very very very very large p-n-s, oh and is very funny.
me: i wanna be a thurman.

them: me too.
i wanna be a therman.

them: me too.
thermans are cl-ssified as the third gender among humans. they are anatomically different from females and males, and they mate s-xually with the male species. they have a unibreast with one t-st-cl- hanging from the nipple. fortunately, there are no nerve endings within their single breast and they may regenerate a lost t-st-cl- at will. thermans have wings sprouting from their shoulder blades (wingspan = 4 ft) and they may fly at alt-tudes up to 1000km. most thermans reside in the citadel of thermanica, next to mt. everest and shrouded in the heavens.
in the year 2346, the thermans will shadow our earth with their wings. the day of judgment is upon us and we will see no rise of light ‘til the emergence of god. humans will rage against their own kin, blood will spill upon the luscious fruits of innocence, and the merciless will reign. it will not be the coming of the thermans that foreshadow the apocalypse; the finger of blame will be laid upon the citizens of earth as they approach their untimely doom.

but he who holds the sacred staff of crystallized gold will have the supremacy to resurrect the fallen ones from the land of the unknown. the deceased will rise and the sinners will live as their bodies regenerate from the lost matter sent hurling into the chaos. once departed from this realm, they will return with a clean-slate in the holy city of thermanica. in the midst of the almighty, they will learn the ways of the colossal beings.
#thermans #bambi wong #2346 #gender #other
hes so pro he can telestomp fbers on his ele druid. kylev constantly begs therman for lessons cause he realizes that hes so bad and maybe some of thermans skill will rub off on him, or maybe he just wants to be gay with him idk.
d-mn therman rapes.
d-mn therman’s godly.
d-mn therman quit killing everyone, you make the game no fun, all the bodies your puttin on the ground is lagging the game jesus christ cant see, spiking like crazy, where the f-ck amd i?!?
#dane #therman #d2pk #rape #smash #slam #ez #diablo 2