Thermonuclear Beanage
it’s like a hydrogen bomb: you eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (bush’s honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.
i just ate the second can of beans. oh god i can’t stop the thermonuclear beanage from creating a high pressure zone in my intestine thus thrusting ejecta out my rear quadrant!
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