thesaurus
a very difficult word to pr-nounce. usually ends up ‘thathauruth’ or a variant of it. however, one can easily overcome this obstacle by pr-nouncing the word very slowly. see thathafrath.
alex: hey, could you hand me the thethaur-… theth-.. the thing next to the dictionary?
john: the thesaurus?
alex: … yeah.
a scholarly dinosaur known worldwide for his knowledge of words of all kind.
the brachiosaurus consulted the wise thesaurus upon synonyms of “extinct”.
the smartest dinosaur known to man.
einstein: e=mc2
thesaurus: duh
the one dinosaur who was so “the sh-t”, that he needed no prefix.
daaaaym, thesaurus is so the sh-t!
rar.
a big book that college kids use to sound smart when they have nothing relevant to say.
“hey, what’s another word for marginalize?”
“i don’t know… look it up in the thesaurus!”
1. a major source of humour for anyone who has really nothing at all to do.
2. a dinosaur? possibly.
3. a book which contains synonyms. ironically, the word “thesaurus” has no synonyms.
1. hey, apparently, “dice” is a synonym for “frangepanni” and “frangepanni” is a synonym of “bad spelling”!
2. (see the entry for “thesaurus” below…)
3. z0mg, roflmf–!!!!
it’s not a f-ckin dinosaur!
steve: thesaurus
timwu: isn’t that a dinosaur?
steve: no u f-ckin idiot!( and leaves)
another book much like a dictionary, but is used to find words that mean the same things as other, in other words used to find words synonyms.
“i used a thesaurus? to look up f-g, and found the name jonas.”
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