Third Hat


having lots of background experience in a particular subject. usually a term abused by ignorant and c-cky f-cktards.
as f-ggot -ss moy says:

“you gotta know your networking, how to hump a telephone pole, and feed a fish to a walrus… all i’m saying is that you have to wear your third hat… and i know you kids these days just don’t have it.”

“my son is a straight-a student in notre dame, he really flashes his third hat man.”

“i think my c-ck is big because i’m wearing my third hat.”

“moy is a f-ggot.”

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