third platoon
simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. we’re all about taking names and kicking -ss. our leaders are just that, leaders. when we f-ck b-tches we laugh when they cry from getting -ss f-cked. we p-ss excellence. some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady’s get an abortion, and we have a clinically r-t-rded member. (timothy bies)
jesus to g-d: why did you name me jesus?
g-d:
well because i couldnt think of anythin better
jesus:
i think the name third platoon is a good name
g-d
well god d-mnit your right
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