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one of my more favoured ghettoisms, “this; that; and the third” is the natural progression of “this and that.”

it’s like, extra sh-t on top of sh-t that’s already there, ‘n’ sh-t.

incidentally, it is usually at an attempt to sound … edumacated, when you can observe a ghetto m-th-r|f-cker (or a white trash-nikka) use that phrase.

this term’s usage is sorta similar to “ad nauseam” + “and so on,” i guess.

you can also write it like “this — that — and the third” or “this … that ….. and the third…….”, if you want to: the sky’s the limit.
person 3: “…and, well, you know i got dis car note i need to take care of — if it ain’t one thing, then, it’s anotha m-th-|f-ckin’ thing, for a n-gg-.”

person 1: “word|word. a-yo: yesterday, out at da dox, i ran into my old b-tch; she wuz out wit’ dis -pimp- m-th-r|f-cka.”

person 2: “a’ight. well, what you do, nikka?”

person 1: “what i do? _you_ know what da f-ck i did: i gave that b-tch and that n-gg- a nod, and kep’ walkin’ tha f-ck on. i ain’t try’na f-ck wit’um, ‘n’ sh-t — that dude she was wit’ was like 2-times my size.”

person 3: “i feel ya. yeah, i wouldn’t want you comin’ back here wit’uh busted head, foolin’ wit’uh dude you ain’t even got no bit’niss starin’ at, c-ck-eyed. you’d be comin’ back hurr, talkin’ about ‘oh –my eye!!– –my eye!!–,’ an’ then i’d have to patch your little sorry -ss up.”

person 2: “mmm hm; an’ i don’t wanna hafta be tha one who hears your sorry little ‘´got my -ss whipped’ stories, either. ‘he beat me. ‘he stuck his foot so far up my -sshole i was able to lick his shoe. ‘he was lookin’ at me all broke|back-like!!’ and, you know: this; that; and the third.”

person 1: “oh, you ain’t gotta worry ´bout _that_, shaw’dee: ´m-th-|f-ckah try dat sh-t on me, and i’d shank his f-ckin’ -ss — ´use his lil’ f-ggy–ss pimp cane if i got to. ´don’t care -how- big the nikka is, for r’il/for ‘ril.”

person 3: “ha haa.”

person 2: “exactly.”