thoad


similar in origin to ‘choad’, this variation can be considered quite the opposite. it is a p-n-s that is so long and thin, that it drapes down one leg like a piece of string, and often emerges from the bottom of the trousers.

also used a term of abuse, often used to mean someone who has sh-gged your girlfriend, or eaten the last slice of pizza.
“oh my g-d, i gotta thoad!”
“peter, you f-cking thoad!”
throwed as a toad = thoad
person 1: i work at the apple store now.
person 2: d-mn son, thats thoad!

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