Thoist
thoist. the best of the best. the toppest of the the top. “that thoist” is the finest woman you’ve ever had. it’s the dankest weed you’ve ever smoked and the rarest, smoothest, tastiest cognac you ever sipped. it takes money to get this stuff. only a real boss has the right to even say this term out loud. if you know you’re not a boss, these words are forbidden from exiting your mouth.
bill: let’s smoke drugs(great pot).
suzie: do you have any dutchies? i got that thoist with me baby.
bill: top drawer right next to the top stash s-xy buns. now go make me a sandwich while i roll this up. love you.
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author: jay james.
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