thomas christopher mckinstry
thomas christopher mckinstry, also known as tom cl-t or o.g. mackersis a well renowned dota warrior who can easily be identified by the vibrant colour of his orange hair or the subtle hint of french f-ggotry in his deep, manly voice.
famous quote: “guys, i don’t know what to do with my arms.” – tom cl-t (2k13)
source: facebook.com/tom.mckinstry.96
“add me on the facebook guys, thomas christopher mckinstry…”
“shut the f-ck up lol.”
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