Thoon


a mysterious god or other ent-ty worshipped by rogue bands of mind flayers in the dungeons and dragons role-playing game.
“i worship thoon! bow down before his almighty wrath!”
“mark, please return to your seat and finish your test.”
n. a black male or female (typically male), (or a whiteman who thinks he is a blackman) whom displays attributes of favorable acts (such as dialect, movements, and/or appearance) which expresses positive feedback amoung others.

initially constructed by the compilation of 2 words: thug and goon.
ms green: “jimmel, please take your seat and stop crypt walking upon my floor!”

jimmel: “naah ms. green, im-a thoon. all thoons crip walk yo.”

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