Thorgasm
when you are watching any film with thor in and you have a mini fit over how hot he is.
thor fan 1: omg! thor is so hot!
thor fan 2: i know! i think i’m having a th-rg-sm!
the act of inserting a fork (or other metal object) into a live outlet at the moment of s-xual climax, thus electrocuting yourself and your s-xual partner as you c-m.
after listening to that megasl-t talk about her guido friends all night, i decided the only appropriate way to end our hate f-ck was an -n-l th-rg-sm.
an -rg-sm cause by seeing a vision of thor in all his extreme s-xiness.
watching the avengers and seeing chris hemsworth play thor gave me such a th-rg-sm – he’s so hot!
1) an -rg-sm that causes you to bellow and shake violently as you release, or 2) an -rg-sm that, when directed at a member of the opposite s-x, actually causes them to leave the ground with its overpowering force
man, sally was a real animal last night. a car alarm went off after i th-rg-smed.
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well, i think it’s plain to see what happened here. she clearly died as a result of th-rg-sm-related trauma.
when a girl -rg-sms at an extreme level, shoots lightning out of her hands, and grows a beard.
dave: have you seen marie today?
me: yeah bro, i made her th-rg-sm yesterday
extremely delicious mulled apple cider, that causes one to react overwhelmingly happy after consuming even the slightest amount.
mother made some th-rg-sm on halloween this year, and all of my friends could not believe how amazing it was
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