Thor’s Uppercut
when you pull your b-n-r between ur legs making it look as if u have a v-g-n-(mangina). and you command your woman to “lick your p-ssy” and as she’s just about to lick your mangina you yell “i am the chosen one” while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen p-n-s, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.
johan: yo chosen one, you think you’re gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?
b-rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with “thor’s uppercut” if she not doing me right..
johan: yee
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