Thought Boner


a rock hard idea.
jim: “dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?”

kaleigh: “oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought b-n-r!, we should do (insert rock hard idea here)!”

jim: “brap brrrap! let’s do!”

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