Thousand Oaks

thousand oaks is an extremely boring bedroom community roughly 50 miles northwest of los angeles. once a nice town with a western feel. great place if you are a rich republican or a mindless soccer mom. nearly all the cool parks and nature are gone. wildwood park now smells like a sewer. ventura county sheriff har-ss teenagers on nearly an hourly basis.

the odd thing is that it was a really cool place when i was a kid.
“thousand oaks is boring”
a very boring city it is… it is very quiet and clean though. the roads are very confusing, and it’s not very cheap there either. not only is the real estate mucho expensive, but all other prices such as gas as well. it’s a rich mans city,not bad for retirement. wouldn’t want to live there if i were interested in the party scene, or saving money at that. it’s not realy near anything either. thousand oaks bites!!
i’ve been lost many a time in thousand oaks, had to spend money on gas which was rediculous; after spending a significant amount of time looking for a gas station. it’s not a convenient city.
a quiet, rich suburb just north of la.

people say its full of sn-bby rich b-tches with silicon

b–bs and plastic faces.
people say all the kids are spoiled brats with audis.
people say it is boring and full of retired republicans.

really, those only a few people like that.

but it’s also a nice place to grow up.

it’s clean and safe and it has nice parks.
no one locks their cars, or their houses, and you never ever ever feel threatened.

mainly, its just an boring place for teenagers.
:hi… i’m from… thousand oaks
:oh… (he must be a sn-b)
(but he’s probably not)

:g-d d-mn. there’s nothing to do in to(thousand oaks).
:true that.
:but we’re too lazy to drive into la.

:oohhh pretty yellow flowers (actually an invasive and highly agressive spanish mustardseed)

:i’m going to the store. i’ll take the car.
:can’t you just walk?
:walk? what’s that?
the most amazing, greatest place on the face of the planet. no joke.
g-dd-mn i love thousand oaks.