Thread Cup


step 1. put hand warmers into a cup made of felt and thread.
step 2. j-zz into cup, and wait for it to boil (or get really hot)
step 3. stick t-st-cl-s into cup.

very handy for the instance where your t-st-cl-s are so cold, they retract through your -ss.
after vrushabh doshi’s cleveland steamer outside, he was in need of a thread cup to heat up his b-lls.

Read Also:

  • Three Legged Chinaman

    this is a s-x act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the -ss. then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly j-zz in their eyes. then, kick them in the side of the leg. now, their on their three remaining limbs with their […]

  • threfting

    the same as thrifting, except that you steal the thrift-store merchandise instead of actually paying for it. ‘threfting’ is a portmanteau word combining ‘thrifting’ and ‘theft’. me and adam went threfting the other day. we walked out in completely different clothes than what we walked in wearing and no one even noticed!

  • throat slappers

    extremely pendulous t-st-cl-s, liable to produce slapping sounds on the throat of partner during oral s-x. cf. chin slappers if you blow that guy it’s best to wear a scarf to avoid bruises on your neck from his throat slappers.

  • Throche Moche

    the state of being beyond white trash; delapitated, old, and unused i thought to myself “why does chelsea have to wear such throche moche clothes to work every day?”

  • throw dirt!

    telling someone to take a hike, go jump off a cliff, get lost, or go f-ck yourself. also works for telling off a person you think is a “b-tt munch”. and also means to tell someone that they’re wasting your time. sometime during school… ms.n: do you know that considered a write-up? dk: throw dirt!


Disclaimer: Thread Cup definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.