Thread the Needle
the series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. this guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.
what’s wrong karl, why are you walking like that?
i forgot to thread the needle this morning.
or
roomate1: wtf, who p-ssed on the floor in here!?!
roomate2: oops, sorry dude. i forgot to thread the needle this morning.
a s-xual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her v-g-n- neatly filled with c-ck. (some injury may occur)
man1: did you hear about jed?
man2: no, what happened?
man1: he tried to thread the needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his c-ck in 2, he is now in the hospital.
man2: holy sh-t!
s-xual intercourse before starting a task.
man visits female friend.
man: i need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?
woman: sure… wanna thread the needle, first?
when a p-n-s is inserted into the p-n-s hole of another person.
nilano: yo black man, can i stick my skrawny wiener into your large c-ck?
black man: oh sure nilano, i have always secretly wanted you to attmept to thread the needle on me.
if the quarterback completes a p-ss to a slot receiver running across the field while two or three defenders are converging
wow aaron rogers ever thread the needle on that p-ss to cobb the p-ss protection was outstanding on that play
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