Three Centimeter Dash
when just beginning to have s-xual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you’ve put it in the wrong hole. thus, in order to continue bangin’, your stupid -ss has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her v-g-n-.
-note, distances may vary for different individuals.
robert: man, i was doin’ it for the first time tonight and you know what?
timothy: what ma’ n-gg-?
robert: i started f-ckin’ her but i put it in the wrong hole.
timothy: wow…
robert: luckily, i was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
timothy: i bet that dash wasn’t the only thing that was only three centimeters.
robert:…
timothy: -takes off sungl-sses- yeeaaaah!!!
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