Three Lamas in a Hummer
the beater of the ultimate argument winner two camels in a tiny car because a: 3 is more then 2. b: camels are cooler then lamas. c: hummers crush tiny cars. finally a comeback to all those douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.
douche: hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
dude: wtf are you talking about? it’s 12 inches to a foot.
douche: really, two camels in a tiny car!
dude: three lamas in a hummer
douche: dam it 🙁
dude: what! pwned
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