Three Musketeers


a three digit v-g-n-l or -n-l fingerbang.
tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on lee’s -sspipe, so he turned her over and went three musketeers on her sorry, zamboni-like stank trench.
three males beat their b-n-rs, on to one individuals head. can either be a s-xually pleasurable act or an act of punishment
john: hey did you guys give me a three musketeers last night?

tim: yeah because you were being a douche.

john: that explains alot.
a s-xual act where three males insert their p-n-ses into one woman’s v-g-n- or mouth. as they “cross swords” they shout “all for one and one for all”. can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.
the other night my friends and i gave veronica the three musketeers.
when three gay guys have an -rg-smic b-tt s-x. usually the last guy jacks off or waits until the other guys are finished before having his turn.
bob, rob, and billy bob had a three musketeer last night, and i don’t mean the candy 😉
three studs from toronto from asian descent very fly, with pimping game and undebatable swag. commonly seen and recognized around in toronto’s nightlife areas or house parties where at times ends up being sausage fests.
“tuan, suvay and dk are the real three musketeers, they might take your girl!”
a gay male threesome.
wow, i was over a fred’s last night and kevin came over. we had a three musketeers and it was incredible. “all for one, and one for all!”

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