three-point check


1)self-examination performed after getting into an accident, usually sports-related. examiner ensures that both t-st-cl-s and p-n-s are still in proper positions and in working order.

2)self-examination performed by jews to ensure they still have their three most prized posessions-their money, their gl-sses and their genetalia. often remembered by the diddy “checkbook, spectacles, testacles.”
“dude, i just wiped out bad.”
“did you do a three-point check?”
“yeah, i p-ssed.”

“oi vay, i just took a nasty fall, better do a three-point check.”

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