three-second pour
(n): the non-scientific measurement of liquor poured straight from the bottle into some poor dope’s cup for three seconds without a liquor pourer, rendering the drinker wasted off of “one” drink
“i’ve seen lots of bartenders do this. they give it a three-second pour!”
“i don’t know why i’m so drunk off of one drink!” “it’s because he three-second poured it.”
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