Three way funk


when you enter a public restroom to discover the potent aroma of a previous user then you enhance the ambiance with your own pleasing boquet and then you are immediatly followed by a third and final donor to the brew of olfactory stimulous thus creating a three way funk.
after hansel d. dirkastan stood in line for the chili festival outhouse for over thirty minutes in the mid summer heat i discovered that he walked directly into a three way funk with his mouth wide open. the taste was even muskier than he could have antic-p-ted.

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