three

slightly higher than i can count.
one… um… er… ah, er…….. you know, why don’t we just stop there?
a shot from beyond the arc in basketball worth three points, as opposed to shots inside the arc, which are only worth two points
pinnock hit two threes in a row against uri on sat-rday.
a number.
count to ten, cl-ss. one, two, three…
noun- the result of -j-c-l-t–n. one is to urinate, two is to deficate, and three is to -j-c-l-t-.
dont bother me for the next five minutes, i gotta drop a three.
derives from holding up three fingers to form a w.
the w usually represents the slang term “word” and sometimes “whatever”. “threes” can also be used when someone says something stupid and you reply “what?” but instead, hold up three fingers and say, “threes.”
for example, “threes” can be used in situations like these:

friend: “i’ll meet you at the dining hall at 3, i have cl-ss now.”
you: “threes”

or

you: “she just cheated on me with that dude. but it’s okay i’m move on and i’m gonna get with her best friend. threes b-tch!”

and finally,

friend: “my dog is black.”
you: (must hold up three fingers in this case) “threes to you making that dumb-ss remark.”
a number symbolizing power. used many times in mythology and found many times in the bible as power.
and he shall return on the 3rd day.
to be called a three means you are stupid. that you dont understand concepts of which someone would be talking about and your pretty much the biggest dumb f-ck the person calling you a three has ever met.

when asked what the word three means, dont tell the asker. theyre not supposed to know. the word could mean anything you would like it to mean, whether it be a s-xy beast or flamming h-m-s-xual. but the person doesnt know it, so its descising your real thoughts.

calling them a three will make them look like a dumbf-ck in two ways: pretending they know what it means, or getting extremely confused.
dan: “your such a f-cking three.”
lillian: “whaaaat?!”

lillian: “shut up you three!”
dan: “your a c-nt too!”

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