throning


to send a text, update your facebook, twitter, mysp-ce or any other internet social network status while sitting upon the toilet.
i was throning my facebook status when all of a sudden it was time to flush.
“from the norwegian word “tronet”. it’s the act of sitting as you would on a throne, looking like you own the world.”
“miss cam was throning at the end of the table, attention fully on a book (‘courtship for evildoers: the do and don’ts’).”
a s-x position similar to reverse cowgirl, but when the male is sitting in a chair
guy: duuude you will never believe what my gf did last night, we tried throning and it was hott
during a gay 3-some, the act of one partic-p-nt receiving a bl-w j-b whilst simultaneously being rimmed. guaranteed to make the recipient feel like a king.
larry could not take the smile off his face. his grin was almost as wide as his legs had been whilst throning with mike and ste.
to sit, completely relaxed, while in or on top of something which takes serious climbing (or other type) skill.
we were all talking on the street corner when we noticed corbin throning atop the streetlight.

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