thumbing in a softie


the term given to pushing a flaccid p-n-s into the v-g-n-.
drunk dude: im too p-ssed, its never gonna work
female: cmon work with it otherwise ill f-ck your friends
drunk dude: well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

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