thunder cock



a p*n*s that is so powerful it can shock the women while having s*x
wow you have a huge thunder c*ck
a p*n*s of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman
brett’s thunder c*ck rocked elise’s entire world. she hasn’t been able to walk right for days.
to kick someone up their b*tt with a great amount of force. if done hard enough, the victim will p*ss their pants crying. if one wishes, they may also punch the person up their b*tt.
when rj thunderc*cked christian, he was in an ordeal amount of pain.
level of greatness achieved once one lays with more then 10,000 women. a level chuck norris is greatly renowned for.
-lays with 10,000 women- {achieves thunder c*ck status)
a potent sauce from sri racha, thailand, used as an incredibly spicy addition to any foodstuff. the etymology of thunderc*ck’s name is quite simple – thunder from the ridiculously-spicy nature of the chili pepper / vinegar / garlic sauce, and c*ck from the iconic rooster that adorns its famous label. thunderc*ck is also famous for being the secret half of the “spicy-mayo” garnish served at most sushi restaurants.
1. g-d d*mn, that thunderc*ck sauce did a number on my tongue!
2. clarence, of course that spicy mayo is hot, half of it is thunderc*ck-based!
a symbol of pure dominance.
it represents zeus’s p*n*s.
the mark of ultimate masculinity.
the earthquake that penetrates the lightning c*nt.
it makes chuck norris look like john wayne bobbit.
“thunderc*ck. it is truly the one c*ck to rule them all”
-gandalf

“oooo, gandalf, you thilly thortherer”
-dumbeldore
a group of extraordinary men whose girth and length of their p*n*ses are unimaginable. their brotherly bond is indestructible by an force known to man, and several known to other alien species.
thunder c*cks unite!!!!!
an extraordinarily large p*n*s.
ooh, i’m gonna be sore for days… but that thunder c*ck was worth it.

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