thunder dumplings


someone who’s robust b-lls are more awe inspiring than their c-ck
my b-lls are rather ordinary but handy’s girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.
when your brown eye opens and gas escapes into the cheeks making a loud thunder sound. this is sometimes followed by an -ss pastry known as a dumpling.
man last night i ate some chinese food and an hour later i let one rip. i then left a “thunder dumpling” in my pants.
a raunchy, loud fart.
in cl-ss today, dropped some serious -ss, my thunderdumpling got me kicked out of cl-ss.

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