thunderblast


the act of shotgunning an energy drink (preferably a monster) so that you drink an entire energy drink in 5 or so seconds.

inspired by the tv show “human giant,” where there is a fictional energy drink called thunderblast that caused a heart explosion.
ryan: let’s get some monsters and thunderblast!
john: h-ll yeah!
pat: i don’t want to, my stomach doesn’t feel good.
john: don’t be a p-ssy pat.
ryan: yeah if we’re thunderblasting, you are too.
pat: fine.
a loud p-ssing of g-ss. a big fart. a reference to the power and length of a fart.
my wife let a thunder blast in her sleep and i jumped three feet!

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