Thundercrap
thun·der·cr-p (thuhn-der-krap)
noun
1. a loud, explosive, resounding discharge of excrement produced by the explosive expansion of air heated by a lightning fast discharge of the bowels.
2. a threatening or startling utterance related to a bowel movement
3. the samsung thunderbolt. it is a huge thundercr-p.
verb (used without object)
1. to give forth thundercr-p
2. to make a loud, resounding noise like thunder from the bowels
see also: explosive diarrhea, samsung thunderbolt
omg! after that burrito and case of beer last night i thundercr-pped this morning. for a moment there i thought i had broken my toilet, but i realized it was just the thundercr-p! it was deafening!
i can’t believe my samsung thundercr-p dropped another call. i am so tired of this thing.
when you yell “thundercr-p! hooooooo!!” as you release a painful oversized sh-t
he yells “thundercr-ps ho!” right before he comes out of the bathroom crying
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