Thursday Breakfast


n. a mental state in which a person is so detached from the world they believe they are in a perpetual thursday and constantly crave breakfast. often a side-effect of psychedelics and or high frequency marijuana use.
i woke up, or thought i did, hungry as usual, scrounging around what appeared to be my home for something to eat. i wondered for a moment, where am i? who am i? why am i here? the only thing i was certain of it was time for a thursday breakfast.

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