Tibetan hard candy
take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst’s hard candies) then rip off geraldo rivera’s mustache, take a huge ungodly foul sh-t in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your p–p, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with geraldo rivera’s mustache, while the breakfast club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only worcestershire sauce commercials replacing judd nelson’s lines.
-catholic school boy #1 “did you see britany spears tibetan hard candy last night?”
-the goth chick from the breakfast club: no but i did see the paris hilton s-x tape, that’ll give ya a yeast infection.
take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst’s hard candies) then rip off geraldo riveria’s mustache, take a huge ungodly foul sh-t in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your p–p, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with geraldo riveria’s mustache, while the breakfast club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only worcestershire sauce commercials replacing judd nelson’s lines.
-catholic school boy #1 “did you see britany spears tibetan hard candy last night?”
-the goth chick from the breakfast club: no but i did see the paris hilton s-x tape, that’ll give ya a yeast infection.
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