ticket proof
you get a free p-ss professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop id to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.
cop’s wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.
n-body is ticket proof with the arizona dps, and with some california highway patrol officers. don’t count on your police id to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.
that trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing i’m ticket proof or that would have been one h-ll of an expensive ticket.
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