ticket taker
someone who uses up all the d-mn sh-t tickets. usually leaving you to start, realize you’re out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.
jake “i was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, i didn’t even realize we were out of sh-t tickets…”
brant “lol yeah dude, hate when that happens”.
jake “it was prolly travis, you’d think he has the worst sh-ts the way he uses that stuff. d-mn ticket taker.
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