Ticketmaster


evil megalomaniac corporation that charges ridiculous service charges on already overpriced tickets.
$11.00 service charge? what the h-ll?
a website that sells event tickets

they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets

this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.
without compet-tion, ticketmaster will continue ripping you off

see -sshole
an act of s-xual deviation

see: -n-l rape
i bought tickets to the shows the other day via ticketmaster, and i’ve been walking with an uncomfortable limp for the past few days
a cop whose primary job is to wait in ambush to give p-ssers by traffic tickets to add bucks to the cop shop budget.
the cops in this town aren’t any good at solving crimes, they’re just a bunch of ticketmasters.
another word for the police
dude 1:hey you should pull over the ticket master is on your tail.
dude 2: sh-t.
another word for the doctor that puts in for your prescription.
did you get ahold of the ticketmaster to see when your gettin more tickets

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