ticonderoga
the place where the alcohol flows like water, and the b-tches f-ck like sl-ts.
look at that drunken dirty b-tt sl-t
a small town located in upstate new york somewhere in the b-lls of the adirondak mountains. ticonderoga is basically the bronx of small towns in upstate new york. kids roam the dirty streets of downtown ti with zero ambition. everyone walks around like they are in fear of fellow pedestrians even though everyone knows everyone because no one ever leaves the town once you are in it. the amount of water that is consumed compared to the amount of alcohol in this town is approximately 2:1. the one possitive thing about it however is that every female displays wh-r-ish behavior, so there is no shame after you just sh-gged one of ti’s finest because.. ” hey, they’re all wh-r-s anyway so what did i actually do wrong. ” the guys in this town however.. wait.. nevermind.. oh yeah and there alot of drugs and underage partying that goes down. the local cops won’t do sh-t because they are a joke but you might want good cardio when the state troopers roll up becuase those b-st-rds are like sprinting deer and you are on a treadmill mother f-cker.
guy: hi i’m from ticonderoga, i like to drink alot and break sh-t
the birth place of aj ross the man with the potion
yo lets h-t up ti and meet up with arizzzle
a loose reference to any all male gay retreat which is highlighted by heavy use of speedos, vegan menus, and frisbees.
hey, are you going to the ticonderoga in august? g-d i’m h-rny.
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