Tiddly-woo
tiddly-wooing is a hardcore sport developed by residents of staffordshire in england. this sport involves using any long, phallic object such as a stick or pencil-case to poke, or ram into a person’s clothed -rs-. when the poking is in process it is neccessary for the poker to shout tiddly-woo, or on rare occasions, xabi alonso. anyone in the area may be tiddly-wooed, whether they are fellow compet-tors or p-ssers-by. tiddly-wooing should be played as a group game, as it is considered gay to tiddly-woo alone. to be tiddly-wooed is the ultimate insult to many, it often results in efforts for revenge and suicide.
“let’s tiddly-woo kingy!”
“it’s tiddly-woo time, everyone put your backs to the wall!”
“where’s mark?”
“he got gang-tiddly-wooed and the shame was too much… he threw himself off a bridge.”
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