Tie game
the reason why americans hate football (soccer) because every other freakin’ sport over hear (even golf for christs sake!) has some sort of tie breaker. in a football match where guys will kick a ball around for an hour and a half and do nothing, they will slump off the field in a 0-0 tie. who the h-ll wants to watch that? no one! we americans happen to have very short attention spans (h-ll, that’s why we invented tivo) we want to see action. which is why we like basketball, american football, and lacrosse. don’t get me wrong, soccer is a great game to play and watch, but it does get very dull in a tie game. :p
european: did you watch the soccer/football game last night?
normal american: no, i played video games. who won?
european: uhhhhhh they tied
normal american: score?
european: (embarr-ssed) zero zero
normal american: ha! glad i didn’t watch that! -mumbles- stupid sport. no one likes a tie game.
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