tigers on a jet-ski


describing something so dangorous it was cool.

may also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.

also is connected to snakes on a plane.
dudeman1: how was sky diving yeasterday?
dudeman2: like tigers on a jet-ski.

law student1: a cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
law student2: why would he do that?
law student1: well some guy stopped at a legal red light and i hit him going 80.
law student2: tigers on a jet-ski!

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