Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.)
when a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his leg hair leaving hairless patches. usually happens on the broad bike-riding calves of hipsters.
i got these killer new pants, but they’re mad tiny. when i took them off i had a serious case of tight pant syndrome (t.p.s.).
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