Tijuana Barber Pole
the act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to -n-lly fist her up to your elbow. it is know as the tijuana barber pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.
d-mn, man, she’s so wide i had to give her a tijuana barber pole!
my boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a tijuana barber pole for my birthday… i still can’t sit down.
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