Tijuana toothpaste
a euphemism for s-m-n, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering f-ll-t–, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.
first used in the january 23, 2002 the onion article “who do i have to blow to win the bancroft prize in american history?”
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm
“i was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that i guzzled gallons of tijuana toothpaste.”
-or-
“how did someone as dumb as her become vice president of the company? she must be brushin’ with some serious tijuana toothpaste.”
sperm that is -j-c-l-t-d in the facial region.
flash those pearly whites, senorita–here comes the tijuana toothpaste.
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