Tillamook Bob
surly folk inhabiting the coastal lowlands of the pacific northwest. known for having a style made up of shorts that are too short for any man and an ensemble of clothing that seemed to have originated from native american tribal members crossed with french canadian fur trappers and burt reynolds. typically these beasts emerge in parties, wedding receptions, bar mitzvah’s, cruise ships, and bingo parlors smelling of cheap whiskey and malt liquor. it is after ambushing these events that they attempt to entertain guests and make eyes with any and all willing party goers. often putting on displays of song and dance similar to those of the dayak headhunters but with s-xually ambiguous undertones.
dude, did you see that guy driving the ’83 iroc with the inflatable doll p-ssenger? he was a complete tillamook bob with that over-grown mullet and buckskin jacket. i wonder who’s party he was going to crash?
Read Also:
- time on my sleeve
always being available for the more important things and/or people in life. that guy has “time on his sleeve”. she always has “time on her sleeve”. i have “time on my sleeve”. why can’t you have more “time on your sleeve” like ______?
- tinie popper
hardcore wanna-be teenage girls. usually not a nice thing to say. teenage girls who try to act “gangsta” or cool, but usually asian girls, not to be racist. ‘omg that girl is a tinie popper.’
- Tinky Tink
a phone call to a female friend 😉 yeah! see ya tomorrow babe, i’ll give you a tinky tink!
- Vermontville, Michigan
vermontville (noun): the smallest town in the state of michigan without any meth labs. instead, we have maple syrup farmers and lots of amish people. also known for the strange phenomenon of old abandoned sports cars appearing in the woods in places it would be impossible to drive to. another fact: it is the source […]
- Tiny Net
(1) something that betty (master pain), from the movie kung pow: fists of fury, uses to stop the chosen one. it is a small net made of rope, just big enough to fit over a persons head. (2) a death sentence (3) sure-fire way to stop your enemy in a fight. (4) a net, that […]