Tilted Cervix
a crooked c-nt; also known as a tilted cervix. where a woman’s cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. this will result in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her v-g-n-.
“dude, i was h-tting it so hard, i felt i was bottoming out, it’s like she’s got a crooked c-nt or something like a tilted cervix.”
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