Tim Mccarver


the worst announcer in all of sports. a website, shutuptimmccarver.com is dedicated to him (though as of 10/25/11 is not working). known for being a baseball broadcaster for fox, he annually delivers us with the lowest possible quality color commentating during the world series. mccarver has given us groundbreaking in-depth -n-lysis, with lines such as “roy oswalt is a drop and drive pitcher. what does this mean? when he pitches, he drops & drives. simple.” during the 2005 world series. it is a wonder to many why fox brings him back every year. it is not a wonder, however, for the reason for declining ratings of the mlb postseason and the world series. the answer lies right in front of you.
tim mccarver: well, if there is a runner on base and the batter hits a home run, it will be 2 runs and thus tie the game. if n-body is on, the rangers will still be down a run. however, josh hamilton is on first. so if napoli hits a home run, the game is tied. basic.

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