time bandit

(time•ban•dit) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn’t punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it’s a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.
kelly is such a time bandit… she always goes into these boring monologes about boring cr-p when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.
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a midget, or dwarf. or just slang for a short person. taken from the film ‘time bandits’ by terry gilliam, in which a load of midgets all travel through time, on the run from some evil forces.
she’s a time bandit, she entered the midget olympics as a ‘compact discus thrower’.
someone renowned or reliable for stealing all your time.
cam: “yeah man i’ll be over in 5 minutes” -80 minutes later-

“oh yeah sorry man, i just started talking to my mom on the way out, i am leaving right now!” -35 minutes later- “my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as i was about to leave, i’m just gonna walk the dog and i’ll head right up… is anyone else there yet?”
victim:”dude, everyone is here! wtf, come on!”
-25 minutes later-
cam:” oh hey man, yeah, i totally forgot i already made plans with jen the other day… i gotta go to this movie tonight, so i cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share…”

victim: …

victim: -sighate you- gad d-mn, you time bandit!
a time bandit is the one friend who extends the night by any means necessary. a time bandit will be the person to say “just one more” and to buy another round when you are looking for your coat. the time bandit will say it’s early: “come on stay another hour — it’s early — you’ll still be able to get forty-five minutes of sleep tonight.” the time bandit will purposely underestimate the time it takes to get home: “don’t worry you can grab a cab and get out to the hamptons in thirty minutes” the time bandit will go as far as to use s-x to keep you out — don’t leave i was just about to kiss you.”
melanie is a time bandit. for her “grabbing a quick one after work” means letting her friends get home before its light the next morning. i went to lunch with melanie and got home a week later.
a person who lies about the amount of time they have been on the job.
bob told me he worked for ge for 25 years, i found out he was only at ge for 17 years, he is a time bandit.