Time Crunching


time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can m-st-rb-t- before you p-ss out!
has anybody seen john? yeah he’s p-ssed out, he was time crunching. anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

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