Time Sponge


someone in the workplace who is either too lazy or too stupid to think for themselves, so they perpetually ask everyone else to help them with their problems – thereby soaking up other people’s time .
bob keeps asking me how to update the sales spreadsheet. seriously, that guy is a real timesponge!
a place on the internet where you go just to check something out, then spend hours playing – like typing names into urban dictionary
i spent an hour elf bowling – it is a definite time sponge.

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