time tearer orgasm
when you’re having s-x with the hottest woman alive and the resulting -rg-sm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with m-ssive amounts of v–gr- and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you’re going to “release” and the resultant explosion stops time
james: (through monitor) i just had s-x with natalie portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer -rg-sm.
jack: where are you now?
james: in the earths core.
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