someone who is obsessed with time, the concept of time, the telling of time, the telling of time to others.
(note, often accompanied by an obsession with phone manners.)
(note2, sometimes called punctual, but not be me!)
hunter is a timeophile.
- rhino geyser
when your getting head, and you c-m while being deep throated, and she doesn’t expect it and your c-m squirts out her nostril. i gave you old step mom a rhino geyser last night. here’s the video to prove it.
- rippy dippy
rippy dippy; when somthing bad happens or somthing just doesnt go your way i broke all the bones in my body rippy dippy man dont know what to tell you… rippy dippy; when somthing bad happens or somthing just doesnt go your way i broke all the bones in my body rippy dippy man dont […]
to have s-x literally means “open fruit” in chinese “hey wanna kaigua?” “sure… tonight”
where you stick a large needle full on vodka in the urethra to get drunk the fastest way possible eric: how were you so wasted last night, did you scotto yourself? me: yeah bro i didn’t know it was possible until i actually tried it!
one who acts like houdini by leaving the house of a one night stand before they wake. ex: barney stinson, joey tribbiani friend: “wanna go out tonight?” me: “nah, i’m thinking about pulling a hoochini.”